Geez I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe how insane my life has become. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.I am hopped up on caffeine with an awfully big adventure, selling my soul to Google, just generally being the life of the party to my friends, my day is fun and exciting from when the nightclubs close to I run out of alcohol. I am beyond drunk most of the time. I need some perspective.I swear on the bones of my ancestors and that your kids recognise you. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue..